http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?blogId=1 Michael Welsh, the runner of Michael's Blog. Michael Welsh is also known as yomcat, and has a beautiful wifey called Melissa. Michael Welsh will talk about random stuff in Michael's blog. Stuff like advanced mathematics and pretty beads. If it doesn't offend people, it's not worth saying. yomcat 2010-09-09T15:01:40Z http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1304&blogId=1 <audio src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/beats/vows.m4a" controls="controls"></audio><br/> Serious Stuff 2010-03-29T16:24:37Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1301&blogId=1 Here are the rules. Blatantly stolen from the Internet.<br/><ol> <li>From 11 June to 11 July 2010, you should read the sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations. If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.</li> <li>During the World Cup the television is mine, mine, mine at all times without any exceptions.</li> <li>I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.</li> <li>During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.</li> <li>It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on. And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV on occasion, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.</li> <li>Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.</li> <li>You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".</li> <li>Most importantly, making love is out of the question during the entire month. It has to be a 'quickie' and that has to be during half-time as well.</li> <li>The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.</li> <li>Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.</li> <li>But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.</li> <li>The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".</li> <li>And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, English Premier League, etc.</li> </ol> <p>Thank you for your cooperation. <br /> Regards, Men of the World</p> Press Releases 2010-03-17T14:02:24Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1297&blogId=1 That's right. Two today.<br/> Marriage 2010-02-23T05:10:00Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1220&blogId=1 Wifey is 23 today. So send her an email or a walking stick or something. Yeah...<br/> Press Releases 2009-03-11T05:37:21Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1213&blogId=1 One year ago today, we got married.<br /> One week away today, I go back to Uni.<br/>One day away today, you can actually read this. The Wedding... 2009-02-23T05:49:03Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1171&blogId=1 My bed has fleas. Melissa thinks they had lots of sex in the carpet then decided to attack the bed.<br/>I have a different theory. I don't know what it is though. Though it's related to my shattered toenail and the Phoenix's recent good form. I might as well throw in some other things. The orientation of the planets. An invasion from Christchurch. And fleas having sex.<br /> Oh, I didn't kill the little bugger because it jumped onto one of the blue lines and made my vision go all funky. The duvet looks a little like this: <hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /><hr color="MidnightBlue" size="5" /> Stuff 2008-10-20T19:56:17Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1163&blogId=1 You sick freak.<br/><img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/cockburn.jpg" align="right"/> So, we actually have somewhere to live. Thanks to Huggies for putting in a nice word or so (Ben may have done so as well). It's on Cockburn St, and we move in this weekend. Not sure what day yet. Or if we can get cable, or anything like that. It has 2 bedrooms, and it has some outside space. That isn't shared. Closer to Kilbirnie as well.<br /> Pronounced "co burn". So the ck is silent. More details to follow. Press Releases 2008-09-23T20:49:24Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1161&blogId=1 So it turns out that we're no longer evicted. But we might still leave. We're currently looking at a place that Melissa has decided she wants, and there's no stopping her...<br/>Watch this space (well, subscribe to a RSS feed and watch this blog). Flatting 2008-09-17T10:57:41Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1140&blogId=1 <img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/payrate.png" /><br/>And now the photos from church. Ash and Melissa did my hair. I could see!<br /> <img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/tuft1.jpg" /> <img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/tuft2.jpg" /> <img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/tuft3.jpg" /> Press Releases 2008-06-30T18:41:16Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1136&blogId=1 Full marks. A+. 100%. Excellence. Whatever-the-hell-its-called-now.<br/><img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/exam/6.jpg" /> Maths 2008-06-12T19:16:04Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1112&blogId=1 It seems that everybody only wants to ask 2 common questions. In general.<br/>We went somewhere where you weren't, and married life is awful. Marriage 2008-03-31T10:17:09Z yomcat