http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?blogId=1 Michael Welsh, the runner of Michael's Blog. Michael Welsh is also known as yomcat, and has a beautiful wifey called Melissa. Michael Welsh will talk about random stuff in Michael's blog. Stuff like advanced mathematics and pretty beads. If it doesn't offend people, it's not worth saying. yomcat 2010-09-06T21:33:33Z http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=904&blogId=1 People are trying to control what food i eat!<br/>i don't wanna have to pay huge amounts for chocolate and fizzy drinks, ice cream! just cos some people can't control themselves and blame the government for their problems.<br /> i wanna eat what i want when i want and its worked well for me so far. if they regulate by huge prices that i can't afford i'll either die or have to leave the country before that happens.<br /> So if you want me to stay around you better be against this too!. Ranting and Raving 2006-09-26T14:52:58Z melissa http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=855&blogId=1 Michael is mean and horrible!<br/>But not always, just often.<br /> I just use toilet paper to clean up messes when there's nothing else<br /> it works nicely cos you can just flush it afterwards, in doesn't take up space in your rubbish bin of need to be cleaned itself. Melissa 2006-08-01T21:36:10Z melissa http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=780&blogId=1 Michael recently asked me, to my face, if he could have another girlfriend. A few people have heard of this and i thought i would post the whole story on his blog.<br/>Ok.<br /> Michael was leaning on my arm and it started to go all numb and pins and needley, you know how that happens when the blood supply gets restricted. Anyway, I told him my arm was about to die and this is what he said:<br /><br /> Michael: "Ooh we can have a funeral for it then. Everyone knows funerals are the best place to pick up chicks." <br /> Me: "But you already have a girlfriend what about me?"<br /> Michael: "Oh I will still keep you, one for each arm. Melissa, can I have another girlfriend?"<br /> I then mentioned the fact that I would have to like her to, and thats about how the conversation went.<br /><br /> So, any applications?<br /> send them to <a href="mailto:me_lissa@paradise.net.nz">me</a> Melissa 2006-04-13T00:07:24Z melissa http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=749&blogId=1 michael has gone away for a few days, and I miss him heaps :-(<br/>He's gone to parachute and won't be back till monday night. :-( But i told him he had to go and he's not allowed to mope to much either, especially not at parachute. I really wanted to go to, but my field course stats in the middle of it, stupid people who plan a course for during parachute. Melissa 2006-01-28T04:35:52Z melissa http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=747&blogId=1 i not allowed to cook michael more eggs until i had more practice. i try and do not good. but it was only half egg so it okay. i didnt cook him any eggs.<br/> Melissa 2006-01-17T22:08:02Z melissa