http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?blogId=1 Michael Welsh, the runner of Michael's Blog. Michael Welsh is also known as yomcat, and has a beautiful wifey called Melissa. Michael Welsh will talk about random stuff in Michael's blog. Stuff like advanced mathematics and pretty beads. If it doesn't offend people, it's not worth saying. yomcat 2010-09-06T20:13:46Z http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1202&blogId=1 Hi,<br /> I want you to Collect $21,000,000.00 Dollars and dispatch it to the poor on my<br /> behalf. 25% will be given to you for your work and time.<br /> For more information why i want you, please get back to me.<br /> Ali Hassan<br /> <a href="mailto:ali_.hassan@hotmail.com">ali_.hassan@hotmail.com</a><br/> Link of the day 2009-01-16T11:49:42Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1151&blogId=1 <p>THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.</p> <p>We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of £10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.</p> <p>We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.</p> <p>Please contact me via my private email: so that we can get this done immediately.</p> <p>Kind regards,</p> <p>Edward Harpum.</p><br/> Stuff 2008-08-04T13:16:13Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1141&blogId=1 Every blog needs a little bit of advertising. Far better than video blogs. Or youtube inserts. Or anything like that.<br/><a href="http://is.gd/KfK"><img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/426aea49006a69e5dcd59d06752ed0f3.jpg"></a> Stuff 2008-07-02T19:40:20Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1130&blogId=1 Is something wrong with Simon?<br/>Over in the mighty <a href="http://www.yellowfever.co.nz/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=522&PN=3284">Spam United</a>, Simon was seen posting this:<br /> <i>"especially since I'm likely to be female for the first two home games"</i> Stuff 2008-05-19T18:07:52Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1093&blogId=1 I've finally figured out what I want the broomettes to look like...<br/><img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/dress.jpg" /> Stuff 2008-01-07T21:01:51Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1083&blogId=1 You have been warned...<br/><img src="http://yomcat.geek.nz/photos/fat_man.jpg" align="center" /> Stuff 2007-12-18T18:46:15Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=1075&blogId=1 THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.<br/><p>We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of £10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. </p> <p>We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money. </p> <p>Please get back to me ASAP so as to get this done immediately. </p> <p>Yours faithfully, <br /> Julio Fernando <br /> +447045762678</p> Press Releases 2007-11-29T20:12:18Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=901&blogId=1 I just got my wife a Bvlgari watch and she really loves it. I can't afford to spend $30 000 on a watch for her, though I would love to; but this did the trick<br/> Spam 2006-09-22T10:02:34Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=818&blogId=1 <pre>How many times did you think of giving up your permanent job and join another "good looking" work-at-home scheme? And how many of them were successful? Did you earn more than $5000 a month with them? NO? Then you have an opportunity right now and right here! We made it possible for you to get a real part-time job in a world of transportation business and control your income on your own! We will never ask you about your credit rating and never put any inquiries to your credit profile. This is business of partners, we don't take, we give you this opportunity You can become our Representative and take part in a stunning world of financial operations. No more up-front costs or tricks. A steady income is just a click away! The best thing it all depends on you. Being a long-established solid corporation we understand how important it is to provide our customers the best possibilities and support. We always try our best to be cooperative and customer-friendly, you can call or email us any time and ask a question if something is not clear. Get involved in a great transportation business, and start making money in just a few clicks. You will make a fixed amount ($30) out of every shipped product. The usual product quantity range from 10 to 100 packages a month. This is not a dream, you enter a serious market! A unique opportunity where your income depends on you! More information apply send your resumes to: <a href="mailto:job@westbcorp.org">job@westbcorp.org</a> root-mean-square queer-eyed tracing braid chain driving soda-potash feldspar Panolia deer spun-out fury-driven tickle-headed grim-faced swing joint love-whispering sea lentil thick-wrought yellow-colored heart liverleaf ill-qualified self-fountain foot jaw hay barrack rocker arm twice-rendered felling wedge window curtain</pre><br/> Spam 2006-05-23T03:32:21Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=772&blogId=1 <pre>Attn: The Director&Ceo. Greetings, I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise but honestly I do not intend to surprise you. In introduction my name is Richard Uduku I write this letter in respect of my intention to transfer and invest the sum of US$18,000,000.00 in your company which I inherited from my Father who was a Politician and oil/Gold dealer from Guinea Bissau . But unfortunately he was shot dead by his political opponent during one of his business trip to Cote D Ivoire. I am now left with my only surviving mother who unfortunately has been critically ill since 2 months after the death of my father because of the shock of his late husband's death. And because of how my dad's political opponents has been trying to eliminate our entire family, I then had to run out of my country with my mum for our dear lives. The fund in question is now with the Financial Firm where it was deposited and all it's Documents are still intact with me. In view of this plight, I expect you to be trust worthy and kind enough to assist me ,I hereby agree to compensate your sincere and candid effort in this regard with 20% of the total fund and 5% for expenses,which may arise during the transaction. Whatever your decision is please contact me immediately through this email <a href="mailto:richard.uduku@yahoo.com">richard.uduku@yahoo.com</a> >mailto:<a href="mailto:richard.uduku@yahoo.com">richard.uduku@yahoo.com</a>< or <a href="mailto:richuduku@she.com">richuduku@she.com</a> Best Regards. Richard Uduku.</pre><br/> Spam 2006-03-28T13:39:42Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=655&blogId=1 Greetings from (Mrs Rebecca Adams) a crying bittered heart seeking for your help. Kindly accept my sincere apology for sending unsolicited mail to you,as am most sure that you will truely take your time to read my mail with best of hope that you will have a very kind heart so full of consciences and love considering human nature to be able to understand my situation and help me find a solution over this incidence, because you seem to be my last hope for now.<br /> I believe you are a highly respected personality considering a careful research which i have been able to make inrespect to your kind of person,before i decided to entrust this transactions and database in your country into your hands which i believe you will not betray my trust and confidence already repossed on you.<br/><pre>I am the above named person from Liberia, presently staying in Spain. I am married to Mr. Cletus Adams,who worked with Liberian Embassy in Zambia, for nine years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a child. He die after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death, we were both born- again Christians,since my husbands death, I have decided never to re-marry or have a child outside my matrimonial home which the bible is against. When my late husband was still alive he deposited the sum of US$21,500,000.00 (Twenty-one Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) with a Finance Company in Europe in my name and this money is still with the Security Company up till this moment. Recently, my Doctor notified me that I have less than Five (8) months to live due to my cancer problem but the one that bothers me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition, I decided to leave this fund in Europe. I want an organization or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that house of God is fully maintained. My Bible tell me that Blessed is the hand that gives, I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husbands relatives are not Christians and I do not want my husbands effort to be used by un-believers. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way, this is the reason I am taking this decision, and moreover I am not afraid of death because I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of our Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I dont need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and also because of the presence of my husbands relatives around me always. I dont want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will forward your personal information to my Attorney so that he will start processing of the legal documents that will make you to be able to make the funds claim before transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in your country. I will also issue you an authorization letter that will prove that you are the rightful beneficiary to the fund. I want you and your organization to always pray for me because the Lord is my Strength, Shepherd and my Help. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian and whosoever that wants to serve our Lord must serve him in spirit and in truth. Please always be prayerful for God is our source and once we are separated from our source, we are dead spiritually which automatically manifests in the physical. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly. Hoping to receive your reply soon and remain blessed in the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs Rebecca Adams</pre> Spam 2005-10-13T04:41:32Z yomcat http://yomcat.geek.nz/lifetype/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=606&blogId=1 <pre>From: Bob Jackson Lloyds Bank International Ltd, Cairo- Egypt. Dear Sir, I apologize for any inconvenience this letter might cause you, considering the fact that you do not know me in person.</pre><br/><pre>I am Bob Jackson, Deputy General Manager, (foreign operations) with Lloyds Bank International Ltd, Cairo. A client of ours, who bears the same name with you,also from your country dead in Egyptian airplane crash in 1999 (http://www.airsafe.com/flt990.htm) He left some amount of money in his account in our Bank.The Bank has been making frantic efforts to locate any of his relatives for the claim of the fund. Indecently we found your name through your country's Embassy here in cairo and decided to find out if you are related to our late client,If yes kindly forward to us your phone and fax numbers, to enable us send the full details to you, acknowledge the receipt of this mail via this Email address: bobjackson@zwallet.com Yours Faithfully, Bob Jackson</pre> Spam 2005-08-24T05:42:09Z yomcat