Michael Welsh

22 Dec, 2009

Ways to cook meat

Posted by yomcat 16:41 |

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Don't cook it. Just eat it.
Blend it, then use a Looftlighter.
Boil it.
On a stick.
On a barbecue.
Fricassee.
Light the cow on fire.
Place it underneath Zepto while Zepto is running my algorithm.
With fire.
Put it on a barrel and shoot at the barrel.
Screw the blender. Just use a Looftlighter.

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For those of you playing at home, the shark-jumping continues:

Step 1: Attempts at selfreferential humour
Step 2: Poorly masked product placement

(BTW, your captcha is wrong lots.)

Posted by J'Bosh 26 Dec 2009, 08:32

My captcha is only wrong if you do something to confuse it, like having multiple tabs/windows open. It's not very complicated, it needs all the love it can get.

Posted by yomcat 27 Dec 2009, 07:26

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