Michael Welsh

05 Nov, 2009

I would do a list of bands that suck, but it wouldn't be very long.

• Make the event a wedding.
• Invite Melissa, but don't invite me.
• Dualise the above.
• Have it on the 14th of November.
• Have it on the same time as a Phoenix game.
• Involve dressing up - either formally or stupidly.
• Have it at a pub.
• Make it cost.
• If I don't like you, I won't go.
• Chances are high I don't like you.
• Use Facebook exclusively.
• Involve small children. Except as food.
• Late finishing, with travel required.
• Have some people that reply all to an invite email.
• If I can't be bothered.

To sum up: I like staying at home. I don't like people. I really don't like weddings. And if you're stupid enough to have something clash with the Phoenix, that's your fault.