Michael Welsh

31 Oct, 2009

You're at home, and some kids come knocking on the door asking for candy...

• Ask them if they want to come into your car as well.
• Open the door with a big knife, a bloody shirt thing, and a gleam in your eye. Then say to someone in the house, "Look, more kids for the barbie".
• Turn the hose on them.
• Snatch their candy bags, slam the door in their faces.
• Answer the door naked, and say "Not quite what I had ordered, but you'll do".
• Preach.
• Make a deal: If they answer a certain question (eg, Rota's Conjecture), you'll give them something.
• Play a porn soundtrack. Very, very loudly.
• Continually open and shut the door.
• Throw bricks.
• STABBITY!
• Give them the candy you've been saving since the epoch.